On Burp Cloths, On Wipees, On Onesies and Diapees

I have decided that today is the last day of my innocence (to fatherhood) - being the third day I have been peed on and the first (presumably of many) that I have been pooped on.

I've already searched the web for every white noise app on the planet, changed more diapers than I can count, helped out with his first bath, and maintained strict vigilance over the feeding schedule.

With all of that and little sleep, I've only scratched the shallowest surface of fatherhood. Let's see what lessons tomorrow brings...